Miata Mailing List: February 1994, Message #34
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   From: casemo!keating@mimsy.cs.umd.edu (John W. Keating III)
Subject: Spring?  Never heard of it.
   Date: Thu, 3 Feb 1994 09:24:14 -0500

WZEHRIN@CMS.CC.WAYNE.EDU asks:

> WHEN THE H**L IS SPRING GOING TO GET HERE?

Hrmm...  Well, due to the fact that yesterday was groundhog day, I set of
in search of a local groundhog.

The only one I managed to find all morning was splattered over two lanes
of the interstate.

Using in(un?)credible feats of meteorologic illogic and the groundhog's
experience, I have come to the conclusion that spring will never come
and that we are in the first stages of another ice-age.  Get out your
parkas...

John "Wanna buy a refrigerator?" Keating

PS: Another piece of proof..  The Winter issue of Miata Magazine must arrive
before Spring.  Since the magazine has not arrived yet, spring can not
arrive.