Miata Mailing List: April 1996, Message #153
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   From: Mike Lowe 
Subject: Textbooks On Top
   Date: Tue, 2 Apr 1996 14:13:18 -0500

Eric Evans said:

>Hey Mike,
>
>How do you keep them [textbooks] from flying off while you're driving?

I guess you didn't major in engineering in college.  I guess you never 
had to lug a Thermodyanmics textbook for a mile or two (A&M is REALLY 
big).  Those books are so heavy they generate their own gravity wells and 
stick to Miatas.  Actually, it's the other way around.  Being the smaller 
mass object, the Miata is attracted to the textbooks.  No April Fool's!  
This is April 2.  :-)

Obligatory Miata content:  Gary did a great job on the bogus website.  Is 
he part Canadian?  Maybe that's how Canadians get mates.

[David Attenborough British Voice ON]

The Canadian Male attracts a mate by displaying its colorful plumage of an
April Fool's joke.  Some of the smaller males may only be able to produce 
a small joke like "Parliament is going to make our beer as weak as American 
beer.  Hosers." 

Is is inevitable that two equally sized males will try to court the same 
female.  As she coyly shuns them, their egos enlarge greatly.  They know 
they must mate soon!  Being cooped up in homes under 5 meters of snow has 
given them an acute case of cabin fever.

The two challengers prepare for battle.  One crushes a Molson can on 
their head and loudly reports that THE 1997 MIATA WILL SUCK, EH!  The other 
challger thinks quickly.  He must not lose!  He stomps the frozen tundra, 
praises all hockey players and loudly screams THE MIATA WEBSITE IS NO 
MORE.  I HAVE PROUDLY CONVERTED IT INTO A Z3 SITE, EH!

The female has a tough decision.  She turns to a male and ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH! 
David Attenborough is clubbed to death by a Newfie.  End of story.

Oh, I'm in trouble now!  


Mike Lowe  (mike.lowe@tamu.edu)     Gig'em Aggies!!!
Texas A&M Sports Car Club | Houston Region SCCA | Miata Club of America
TAMU 1997 Sunraycer Team            White '90 Miata  CS 93
Have job, will travel!