Miata Mailing List: July 1996, Message #53
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   From: JEANNIE_HOBBS@hp-santaclara-om3.om.hp.com
Subject: Re: New Miata catalog item
   Date: Mon, 1 Jul 1996 15:27:07 -0400

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>Low bass seeking missle.
>Sure to put an end to those uncomfortable stoplight encounters!
>Available in shoulder or turret mount with your choice of warhead style.
>Add your choice of optional sensors including: bondo/primered Camaro,
>boy-racer, rusted Volvo wagon.
>Call for a blow-out price!!
     
     I NEED one of these!  Preferably with a sensor tuned to a 
     bottom-of-the-line tinted-window BMW, Mercedes, mini pickup, or 
     anything (including the above) with those stupid-looking teensy wheels 
     that stick way out from the fenders.
     
     Jeannie
     
     "Oh, baby, Ah know we needs groceries an' rent an' baby food.  But I 
     jes' gots to get dem FAAN wheels fust!"  Self-stereotyping at its 
     finest, folks.