Miata Mailing List: August 1996, Message #176
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   From: ACAPress@aol.com
Subject: Re: Just Testing
   Date: Fri, 2 Aug 1996 10:38:59 -0400

In a message dated 96-08-01 18:04:42 EDT, you write:

>So horse walks into a bar and the bartender sez - "Hey, pal - why the long
>face?"

A piece of string walkes into a bar and the bartender sez -- "Hey, pal -- are
you 21?"  "No," replied the string, "I'm a frayed knot..."

or

Two peanuts were walking through the park.  One was assaulted. ("a salted,"
get it? yuk yuk yuk.)