Miata Mailing List: September 1996, Message #0122

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From: Kovacs Stephen Subject: RE: School bus kids and my Miata Date: Sun, 1 Sep 1996 20:32:26 -0500
Dream on Ted. It's blue which gives you super-human powers! Have you ever seen a super hero in a BRG suit?? Stephen >---------- >From: Ted Looi[SMTP:ted@figjam.isd.dpi.qld.gov.au] >Sent: Friday, 30 August 1996 8:42 >To: miata@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu >Cc: Kovacs Stephen; movens@gil.com.au; davidv@bnec.design.net.au >Subject: Re: School bus kids and my Miata > >> kids like flies, get a red one with silver stripes and lower it. Then use >> the tonneau done up on one side so they can only see one seat. They'll pee >> themselves. They figure it's gotta be a race car. >Forgot the roll bar > >> This has been scientifically tested using a Scientific Technologies >> MX5-YADMAI (Youth-Automotive Dynamic Magneto-Attraction Inferometer) and a >> control subject (a 1991 BRG). Cleanliness and presentation were identical >> on both subjects in the test, and they were being based purely on a >> non-active demonstration. Invariably, the younger subjects were attracted >> to the red/silver car. Those who were closer to dying meandered to >>the BRG. >Aw, I got the wrong car then. >I wish that these results were out sooner > >> a university that is known for having a great looking campus, if you know >> what I mean. >All I can say is that a BRG (when there are so few BRGs in OZ to start >with, let >alone Brisbane) at any time of the day attracts attention and cool >looks. >School kids love it (especially the smiley face with lights up), guys >look at >it and mutter, bastard, girls look at it and point and wave, but they >are >probably thinking of muttering bastard. Yet the female of this species >manages to smile and give the male the impression that the male is so >cool in >the car and they are actually smiling at the driver. >A BRG on New Years Eve, in the city, is fun. The single female of the >species >would throw themselves at, in, on and possibly under the MX5, again >giving the >male the impression of superpowers. And no one will ever convince me >that a >Datsun 120Y with a trailer would have got the same results due to the >massively >intoxicated state of these said females. >The combination of a MX5 and the single male of this species creates >instant >superhuman powers!! > >TEd >who is currently in stealth mode, not wearing underwear on the outside >-- >-----------------------@____@------------------------------------------- >------- > __/~> `--' Ted Looi, Network/Host Security, > _/{___} DPI, Brisbane, Queensland, Australia > /\ /\ '86 Seca AE82 4AGE "SXTC" > '91 MX5 BRG ted@dpi.qld.gov.au "TALK TO ME" > >$ R we there yet?? Nope... R we there yet?? Nope... R we there yet?? >Nope... >^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^- >^-^-^-^ > \014 ==============================================================================

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