Miata Mailing List: January 1997, Message #233
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Subject: Wiz Bang MUTINY!

   Date: (none)



Is there any room left on the virtual bandwagon?  Lets rally the 

troops from around the country!  I'll back up the Eastern front.  

Holly, if you're following along, come out of the store with your 

hands up, catalogs at your feet, unshipped merchandise at your side 

and pockets full of refunds and free stuff coupons.  The Miatafiles 

around the nation (world?) are about to launch a blitzkreig the likes 

of which you have never seen.



Everyone...Synchronize your watches, switch on your fog lamps (for 

the demonic miata look) and beem directly toward The Wiz!!!!!!



Surely once they realize that the entire Miata nation has banded 

together to destroy their business they will become quite gratuitous.



Holly, there's no where to hide!!! We've got your computer.



Hackers!!! Call up Lexis Nexis, get the mothers maiden name stuff, 

addresses, VIN numbers.  Start revoking drivers licenses at the DMV 

and send arrest warrents to the police!



Sorry, I am getting a little swept up in the mutiny.  Be nice Holly 

and post a sincere apology to the list, be good, send the stuff that 

people ordered or send their money back!



RETAILERS TAKE NOTE!  LEARN THE LL BEAN METHOD OF CUSTOMER RELATIONS!

EXCELLENT PRODUCTS, FAIR PRICES, IMMEDIATE SHIPPING, AND LIFETIME 

WARRANTIES!

Jae Brendan Schmidt

Baltimore, Maryland USA

'91 Red