Miata Mailing List: March 1997, Message #122
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Subject: Talking Alarm ideas (was Re: Miata For Sale)

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Mike wrote:

> [...] Viper talking alarm with shock and motion sensors.



I've been thinking about getting an alarm.  I'd like

to remove those little antitheft gadgets I made from

plans in the Special Forces manuals I picked up before

I get hurt. :-)



I wonder if one can get a custom talking alarm.  I'd

like it to speak in English and Spanish.  Here's how

I picture it working:



[Thief sets off the inner zone]

Hey, everybody!  Look at the idiot trying to steal a

Miata!  It's not his car!  Call the police!  There's

a reward!  He's a wanted criminal! (etc.)



[Thief (somehow) manages to start it up and drive

away]

Hey, stupid.  My owner is a gun nut.  He leaves me

out as bait so he can catch you and shoot you.  Park

it on the side of the road and get the hell away!



[Alarm detects the car has stopped but is still running]

Hey, this idiot's a car theif!  He can't even turn off

the alarm!  What a loser!  Call the police! (etc.)



Steve

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