Miata Mailing List: April 1997, Message #41
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From: 	Steve Barr <steve.barr@pobox.com>

Subject: Re: Help

Date: 	Tue, 1 Apr 1997 10:58:30 -0500



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Guerrero Joe F. wrote:

> 

> Help, I drove my 92 Miata to work today and when I pulled into

> the parking lot, I started to smell smoke.  I pulled into

> a spot and opened the hood. Guess what I saw.

> 

> My engine had literally melted down.

> 

> Does anyone know what caused this?

> BEGI System III turbo with 10 psi



Yes, Joe, I was recently on the phone with Norm

Garnett (a real gem of a guy) and he confirmed what

we've long suspected here on the list: it's not heat,

or even boost, that kills engines.  It is, quite simply,

a group of ex-Special Forces commandos hired by Norm to

sneak into people's garages and deliver precisely-placed

karate chops to vital engine components.  Using 

information obtained from this list and other highly

legal sources, Norm dispatches this team (codenamed

Engine K.N.O.C.K.) to homes of Bell owners from his

secret Underground Atlanta hideout.



Steve

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