Miata Mailing List: April 1997, Message #44
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From: 	"Leigh Dyer" <leigh_dyer@fcs.usda.gov>

Subject: Re[2]: Help

Date: 	Tue, 1 Apr 1997 11:36:29 -0500



>>>Yes, Joe, I was recently on the phone with Norm 

Garnett (a real gem of a guy) and he confirmed what 

we've long suspected here on the list: it's not heat,

or even boost, that kills engines.  It is, quite simply, 

a group of ex-Special Forces commandos hired by Norm to 

sneak into people's garages and deliver precisely-placed 

karate chops to vital engine components.  Using 

information obtained from this list and other highly 

legal sources, Norm dispatches this team (codenamed 

Engine K.N.O.C.K.) to homes of Bell owners from his 

secret Underground Atlanta hideout.

 

 My mind is reeling... This is all starting to make perfect sense -- Black 

 helicopters are involved, right? And once we tie the Kennedy assasination 

 into this, all *my* questions are answered.

 

 Leigh Just-because-you're-paranoid... Dyer