Miata Mailing List: August 1997, Message #59
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From: 	todd.barney@ons.octel.com (Todd Barney)

Subject: Re: Auction for Leigh Dyer?

Date: 	Fri, 1 Aug 1997 13:59:42 +0000



     kjw and ICE-CUBE wrote:

     >>>>>>>>>>>

     Hey guys and gals,

     

     Those of you who know Leigh Dyer (or Larry, or "The 

     panty-hose-stomper") can really help her out about now.  Leigh has 

     always paid her income tax just like every other law abiding citizen 

     has.  Unfortunately about 2 months ago, a computer error computed her 

     "alleged income" for the year 1991 to be 2x (twice) what she really 

     made.  Its a mistake pure and simple and the IRS man assigned to the 

     case recognized the problem almost immediately.  He seemed to have 

     resolved it for her, but the problem cropped up again and now the 

     computer is automatically garnishing 100% her wages (her full time job 

     + her aerobic instructor money!) to pay the "taxes" on an extra year's 

     salary that didn't ever exist.

     She's had to hire an accountant to help the fight since the battalion 

     of gov't workers at the IRS are about as helpful as a hive full of 

     killer bees.  She has all of her ducks in a row (all paper, cancelled 

     checks, stubs, receipts, etc) and doesn't really need advice right now 

     (since her recent acquisition of an accountant).  What she COULD use 

     is a little friendly pat on the back (or a free lunch!) or even a free 

     pair of panty hose!

     Anyone wishing to send well wishes or "Keep the fight" messages can 

     send them to Leigh at:

        leigh_dyer@fcs.usda.gov

     All of this is fairly ironic seeing as how she works for the US 

     Government her very own self...

     <<<<

     

     Well, if Madison needs a place to hide out so they don't garnish her, 

     too, I'll be glad to enroll her in the "Todd & Miatoy Witless 

     Protection Program."  Just send her this way and I'll make sure nobody 

     but me gets their hands on her, and she'll get plenty of exercise and 

     TLC. :-)

     

     Hang in there, Leigh.

     

     Todd & Miatoy