Miata Mailing List: August 1997, Message #79
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From: 	becalizard@miata.net (Rebecca Zook)

Subject: Re: The Schitt family... (NMC)

Date: 	Fri, 1 Aug 1997 17:52:34 +0000



>Just passing a little levity to the list. Enjoy it or delete it.

>

>Subject: Do you know Jack Schitt?

>

>     Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't

>     know Jack Schitt."

>

>     Now, you can handle the situation.

>

>     Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.  Awe Schitt, the

>     fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of KneeDeep Schitt,

>     Inc.

>

>     In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious

>     couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, the twins - Deep Schitt and

>     Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.  Against his

>     parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school

>     dropout.

>

>     After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.  Noe later

>     married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she

>     wanted to keep her previous name.  She was known as Noe

>     Schitt-Sherlock.

>

>     Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a mongoloid son,

>     Chicken Schitt.  Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable

>     throughout childhood, and, consequently, married the Happens brothers

>     in a dual ceremony.  The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and

>     Hoarse.

>

>     Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.  He

>     recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

>

>     Now, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct

>     them.....

>

>Benny

>'91 Silver A



I've been in tears for the last three minutes..... Thanks for the story!



Merv







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