Miata Mailing List: November 1997, Message #241
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From: 	"Hodges, Eric" <Eric.Hodges@mailgate.TeleCheck.com>

Subject: RE: Insanity in the workplace

Date: 	Sun, 2 Nov 1997 23:34:03 +0000



I like this post, but I doubt anyone has really done some of that stuff.

OK, here's the stuff I do:



1. Wear a ball gag to meetings.

2. Install a strobe light in your office and play disco tunes.

3. Wear a ball gag the rest of the time.

4. Once an hour, whether you need to or not, scream "Jesus F**cking

Christ!  I found another bug!"

5. Wear green Doc Martens.

6. Wear purple Doc Martens.

7. Wear pajamas to work.

8. Wear one green Doc Marten and one purple Doc Marten.

9. While standing at the urinal, shout "Hey! Koolaid!" ... "Oh, yeah!"

10. Carry a yellow kitty umbrella, with ears that really stand up.  Get

a co-worker to carry a white bunny umbrella, with even larger ears.



These are all things I've done.  Except number 8.  I haven't done number

8.  Hmmm.  If I can find the right shirt for it, maybe next week.  But I

can provide witnesses for any of the other items.



Eric Hodges

96M "PIZZI-5"