Miata Mailing List: February 1998, Message #170
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From: 	"Murray, Richard" <RMurray@pgrine.com>

Subject: (NMC) FW: humor

Date: 	Mon, 2 Feb 1998 10:56:37 +0000



Subject:	humor



	Dr. Suess Meets Fornigate

	     > 

	     >  I am Starr. Starr I are.

	     >  I'm a brilliant barri-star.

	     >  I'm here to ask, as you'll soon see, 

	     >  Did you grope Miss Lew-in-sky?

	     >  Did you grope her in your house?

	     >  Did you grope beneath her blouse? 

	     >  Did she give you gifts and ties?

	     >  Were you spied by prying eyes?

	     > 

	     >  I did not do that here or there!

	     >  I did not do that anywhere!

	     >  I did not do that in a chair!

	     >  I went not near her giant hair!

	     >  I did not join-even for fun,

	     >  The Mile High Club in Air Force One, 

	     >  So stow your feathers and your tar, 

	     >  I did not do her Starr you are!

	     > 

	     >  Did you smile?

	     >  Did you Flirt?

	     >  Did you peek beneath her skirt?

	     >  And did you tell the girl to lie, 

	     >  When called upon to testify?

	     > 

	     >  That is it; you've gone too far!

	     >  I do not like you Starr you are!

	     >  I will not answer any more!

	     >  In fact, I think I'll start a war! 

	     >  The public's easy to distract,

	     >  When bombs are falling on Iraq!