Miata Mailing List: February 1998, Message #209
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From: 	"Loercher, Scott" <SLoercher@BH-BA.com>

Subject: women (NMC)

Date: 	Mon, 2 Feb 1998 15:11:59 +0000



> ELEMENT : Women

SYMBOL: WO

> DISCOVER: Adam

> ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40-200 Kg

> 

> 

> OCCURRENCES: Abundant quantities in all areas.

> 

> PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

> 1. Surface usually covered with painted film. 

> 2. Boils at nothing; freezes without know reason. 

> 3. Melts if giving special treatment.

> 4. Bitter if incorrectly used.

> 5. Found in various state from virgin metal to common ore. 

6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places



> CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

> 1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious

> stones. 

> 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

> 

> COMMON USES.

> 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 

> 2. Very effective cleaning agents.

> 

> TESTS:

> 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state. 

> 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

> 

> HAZARDS

> 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. 

> 2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be 

> maintained in different locations as long as specimen do not 

> come in direct contact with each other.

>