Miata Mailing List: February 1998, Message #258
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From: 	"Ric Allan" <ric@interpretations.com>

Subject: RE: women (NMC)

Date: 	Mon, 2 Feb 1998 19:50:41 +0000



So Scott, been alone very long???



Ric



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> From: Loercher, Scott <SLoercher@BH-BA.com>

> To: Multiple recipients of list <miata@list.miata.net>

> Subject: women (NMC)

> Date: Monday, February 02, 1998 7:12 AM

> 

> > ELEMENT : Women

> SYMBOL: WO

> > DISCOVER: Adam

> > ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40-200 Kg

> > 

> > 

> > OCCURRENCES: Abundant quantities in all areas.

> > 

> > PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

> > 1. Surface usually covered with painted film. 

> > 2. Boils at nothing; freezes without know reason. 

> > 3. Melts if giving special treatment.

> > 4. Bitter if incorrectly used.

> > 5. Found in various state from virgin metal to common ore. 

> 6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places

> 

> > CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

> > 1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious

> > stones. 

> > 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

> > 

> > COMMON USES.

> > 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 

> > 2. Very effective cleaning agents.

> > 

> > TESTS:

> > 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state. 

> > 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

> > 

> > HAZARDS

> > 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. 

> > 2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be 

> > maintained in different locations as long as specimen do not 

> > come in direct contact with each other.

> >