Miata Mailing List: April 1998, Message #103

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Officer Sir,

	I want to thank you heartily for singling me out of a line of 20 some-odd
cars traveling at the same speed and road and conditions as me for arrest.  

I want to heartily thank you for creating fear in me.

I want to thank you for wasting my time and my tax dollars selectively
enforcing laws that you don't follow yourself.

I want to thank you for treating me with respect.

I want to thank you for not gettting off on your power over me (provided
for with a gun, mace, a nightstick and flashing lights on your, oh so
pretty, police cruiser.


I want to thank you for writing me a speeding ticket that represents
thousands of dollars of insurance increases over the next few years, points
on my license

Most of all I want to thank you for not beating me, throwing me in cuffs,
sodomizing me with your nightstick or shooting me.

you are so kind not to brutalize me (this time) that you truely are the
very best example of humanity.


/^\dans



At 11:24 AM 4/1/98 +0000, Killer Lup wrote:
>In a message dated 98-04-01 10:53:14 EST, Sonja62786@aol.com writes:
>
><< ROFL!!! Don't forget to include a "thank you" note on flowered paper to
the
> IRS on April 15, and by all means *overpay* and refuse a refund! Thus you
>will
> meet the approval of the Righteous Ones!!!  :o)
>  >>
>
>I was not implying that Lance should thank the officer for ticketing him, or
>even for lowering the fine.  I was merely saying that the man was just doing
>his job, and instead of badmouthing him when you were at fault, you should
>realize a few of the good things he might have done for you.  
>
>Darwin
>
>
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