Miata Mailing List: April 1998, Message #129

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Dan?  I think you've gone over the edge & you're ready for that fancy
dinner jacket with the belted arms.
Tom   :>)

-----Original Message-----
From: Dan Scolnick <dans@dmscomp.com>
To: Multiple recipients of list <miata@realbig.com>
Date: Wednesday, April 01, 1998 12:10 PM
Subject: Re: Cops ARE ARMED robbers


>Officer Sir,
>
> I want to thank you heartily for singling me out of a line of 20 some-odd
>cars traveling at the same speed and road and conditions as me for arrest.
>
>I want to heartily thank you for creating fear in me.
>
>I want to thank you for wasting my time and my tax dollars selectively
>enforcing laws that you don't follow yourself.
>
>I want to thank you for treating me with respect.
>
>I want to thank you for not gettting off on your power over me (provided
>for with a gun, mace, a nightstick and flashing lights on your, oh so
>pretty, police cruiser.
>
>
>I want to thank you for writing me a speeding ticket that represents
>thousands of dollars of insurance increases over the next few years, points
>on my license
>
>Most of all I want to thank you for not beating me, throwing me in cuffs,
>sodomizing me with your nightstick or shooting me.
>
>you are so kind not to brutalize me (this time) that you truely are the
>very best example of humanity.
>
>
>/^\dans
>
>
>
>At 11:24 AM 4/1/98 +0000, Killer Lup wrote:
>>In a message dated 98-04-01 10:53:14 EST, Sonja62786@aol.com writes:
>>
>><< ROFL!!! Don't forget to include a "thank you" note on flowered paper to
>the
>> IRS on April 15, and by all means *overpay* and refuse a refund! Thus you
>>will
>> meet the approval of the Righteous Ones!!!  :o)
>>  >>
>>
>>I was not implying that Lance should thank the officer for ticketing him,
or
>>even for lowering the fine.  I was merely saying that the man was just
doing
>>his job, and instead of badmouthing him when you were at fault, you should
>>realize a few of the good things he might have done for you.
>>
>>Darwin
>>
>>
>>
>