Miata Mailing List: April 1998, Message #155

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> 	REDNECK RULES OF ETIQUETTE
> 	 ---------------------------------------------------
> 
> 	DRIVING ETIQUETTE
> 	> > 
> 	Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is
> loaded and the deer is in sight.
> 	> > 
> 	When approaching a four way stop, the vehicle with the largest
> tires always has the right of way.
> 	> > 
> 	Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
> 	> > 
> 	When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is
> impolite to ask
> 	her to bring beer back.
> 	> > 
> 	Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when
> driving.
> 	> > 
> 	Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
> 	> > 
> 	Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is
> still
> 	considered tacky to drive a U-haul to the funeral home.
>