Miata Mailing List: May 1998, Message #50

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>                          ISN'T IT IRONIC
>                           - Submitted by Bob Castro
>                  ------------------------------------
> The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
> Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.  At a special ceremony,
> two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into
> the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.  A minute later they

> were
> both eaten by a killer whale.
>
>
> A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen,
> shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from
> his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away
> from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of
> wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. A shame as he
> had merely been listening to his walkman.
>
> Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the
> cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the
> pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped  through a broken fence and
> stampeded,  trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
>
> And the last & best.......
>
> Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough
> postage on aletter bomb. It came back with "return to sender"
> stamped on it. You guessed it,  he opened it and said a fond farewell
to
> his face.


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