Miata Mailing List: October 1998, Message #227
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| From: | "RONALD A. VEENKER" <veenkra@wku.edu> |
| Subject: | Worlds Shortest Books Again |
| Date: | Fri, 2 Oct 1998 09:33:15 +0000 |
The Polish Book of Knowledge
British Gourmet Recipes
Italian War Heros
Five Centuries of German Humor
Ron and RedFox '99LP
>"Murray, Richard" <RMurray@pgrine.com> writes:
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>>The World's Shortest Books...
>>"My Plan To Find The Real Killers" by OJ Simpson
>>"To All The Men I've Loved Before" by Ellen DeGeneres
>>"The Book of Virtues" by Bill Clinton
>>"Human Rights Advances in China"
>> "Things I Wouldn't Do for Money" by Dennis Rodman
>> "Al Gore: The Wild Years"
>>"Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean"
>>"America's Most Popular Lawyers"
>>"Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors "
>>"Detroit - A Travel Guide"
>>"Different Ways to Spell "Bob""
>>"Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches"
>>"Easy UNIX"
>>"Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance"
>>"Everything Men Know About Women"
>>"Everything Women Know About Men"
>>"The Engineer's Guide to Fashion"
>>"George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names"
>>"Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette"
>>"The Amish Phone Directory"
>>"French Hospitality"
Ronald A. Veenker veenkra@wku.edu
Western Kentucky University Bowling Green, KY
http://www.wku.edu/~rveenk
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going
to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."
He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a
pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland,
but it was getting pretty late. -Deep Thoughts of Jack Handey
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