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From: "RONALD A. VEENKER" <veenkra@wku.edu>
Subject:Worlds Shortest Books Again
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1998 09:33:15 +0000


The Polish Book of Knowledge
British Gourmet Recipes
Italian War Heros
Five Centuries of German Humor

Ron and RedFox '99LP



>"Murray, Richard" <RMurray@pgrine.com> writes:
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>>The World's Shortest Books...  
>>"My Plan To Find The Real Killers" by OJ Simpson 
>>"To All The Men I've Loved Before" by Ellen DeGeneres 
>>"The Book of Virtues" by Bill Clinton 
>>"Human Rights Advances in China"
>> "Things I Wouldn't Do for Money" by Dennis Rodman
>> "Al Gore: The Wild Years" 
>>"Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean" 
>>"America's Most Popular Lawyers" 
>>"Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors "
>>"Detroit - A Travel Guide" 
>>"Different Ways to Spell "Bob""
>>"Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches"
>>"Easy UNIX" 
>>"Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance" 
>>"Everything Men Know About Women" 
>>"Everything Women Know About Men" 
>>"The Engineer's Guide to Fashion" 
>>"George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names" 
>>"Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette" 
>>"The Amish Phone Directory" 
>>"French Hospitality"



Ronald A. Veenker			veenkra@wku.edu
Western Kentucky University		Bowling Green, KY			

http://www.wku.edu/~rveenk

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