Miata Mailing List: December 1998, Message #288

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This is the new solution to our Y2K problem
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>>> Information Services has determined that there is no longer any need
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>>> network or software applications support.  (See below)
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>>> The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by December 1999.
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>>> Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.
>>> There are many sound reasons for doing this:
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>>> 1.  No Y2K problems
>>> 2.  No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
>>> 3.  No more wasted time reading and writing e-mails.
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>>> Thank you.
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>>> Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support
>>> Q:  My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
>>screen.
>>> A:  Pick it up and shake it.
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>>> Q:  How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
>>> A:  Pick it up and shake it.
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>>> Q:  What's the shortcut for Undo?
>>> A:  Pick it up and shake it.
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>>> Q:  How do I create a New Document window?
>>> A:  Pick it up and shake it.
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>>> Q:  How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
>>> A:  Pick it up and shake it.
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>>> Q:  What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
>>> A:  Pick it up and shake it.
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>>> Q:  How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
>>> A:  Pick it up and shake it.
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>>> Q:  How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
>>> A:  Don't shake it.
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