Miata Mailing List: January 1999, Message #34

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Happy New Year everyone.

I needed to change the oil in my '95 (16th time) and found the time this
morning.  The oil I bought had a 'Win a $250,000.00 Home' contest on the
front, but it certainly had nothing to do with my decision to buy the oil.
I never win stuff, that's for other people. I would hate to calculate what
my odds are of winning, I usually hurts when I try to think real hard, so I
avoid it :)

Well you guessed it, when I opened up the first bottle I noticed something
was different.  It was that some butthole had opened all the bottles and put
them back on the shelf.  I guess he thought that driving around town and
opening bottles of motor oil would improve his chances of winning.  Anyone
care to calculate how many buttholes are in this world?  I'm sure not going
to hurt myself on that one, the number is most likely so high that the hurt
could be fatal.

I doubt if he put anything in the oil, I used it anyway.  Of course it would
have been different if it was Tylenol or other food, medicine, etc.

Another day in the live of, Jerry Reuter & Elf (Charleston, SC)

" Women want me, Fish fear me. "