Miata Mailing List: February 1999, Message #319

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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
>The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
>table,  because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
>
>The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
>Everything  inside them is color coded."
>
>The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
>everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
>
>The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
>workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left
>over at the end, and  when the job takes longer than you said it
would."
>
>But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
>wrong.  Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
>heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
>