Miata Mailing List: March 1999, Message #278

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>We've all seen the bowler's excuses, and the golfer's excuses T-shirts.
>They should print one out for auto-x-ers and race car drivers as well. As
>much fun as our cars are, sometimes it's much easier to park our butts on
>the couch and pop open a cold one at the end of the day...

<snip

>Well-endowed woman/nice looking hunk of manhood checking me out from the
>sidelines

Ahhh... memories... a variation of this actually happened to me years ago at
Westwood Track.  Came over Deer's leap at about 100mph and two of the track
workers (Sandi Bruneski and Richard Chong's sister... first name escapes
me... CRS) at the urging of Richard over the radio decided to give me a
'mammary wave' by dropping their halter tops as I went past.  I looked
quickly over my shoulder to see if I really had seen what I thought I had
seen and drove straight off the end of the hairpin and into the tire wall.


--
Bob Schnider & Tango
90A Red, eh... #1598
MCA, Sea to Sky Chapter
http://doc.schdist42.bc.ca/bob/

"You can't shine poop."