Miata Mailing List: May 1999, Message #66

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In a message dated 5/1/99 12:13:13 PM Eastern Daylight Time, phredd@exis.net 
writes:

>        I always recommend diluting cheap beer with some genuine 
>  Tennessee Sour Mash Straight Bourbon Whiskey. Known to be good for the 
>  humors.

  In these parts, genuine Tennessee Sour Mash Straight Bourbon Whiskey is 
about on par with Beluga Black Caviar.  It's easy enough to pour the basement 
brew into black and white bottles and sell it to folks who think it's 
supposed to have a cork.  The same folk will gleefully greet the new year 
while slurping frog eggs from a Ritz.  Now that I think of it, I guess I'm in 
that group.
  Foureagles
  "On the summit of the opposite wall of the canyon are rock forms that we do 
not understand."  Maj. John Wesley Powell, Grand Canyon expedition, 1869