Miata Mailing List: June 1999, Message #122

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A blonde decides to try horseback, even though she has had no lessons or 
prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately 
springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but 
the blonde begins to slip from the saddle... In terror, she grabs for the 
horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip...

She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down 
the side of the horses anyway...

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.. 
 Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try 
and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled 
in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as 
her head is struck against the ground over and over...

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from 
unconsciousness when to her good fortune....

..the Wal-Mart Manager sees her and shuts off the horse.