Miata Mailing List: June 1999, Message #330
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| From: | Steve <P-Car@worldnet.att.net> |
| Subject: | Re: What Cars would God Drive? |
| Date: | Thu, 3 Jun 1999 02:28:48 -0400 |
>> >"If you're not with me, you're against me", as stated by...um...
>> >Anyway: if you're not Redd, you're...something else...
>> The above phrase was in the Bible in one of the Gospels
>> I believe, and Jesus said it. I'm not trying to start a
>> religeous *anything*.
>
>Not a problem. Although I'm fairly certain that the same phrase has been
uttered in more than one additional context by a number of other
deities/personalities. :-) Anyway, thanks for the clarification.
Yeah, but I think that was the first time. :)
>> I dunno, but if God did drive a car it'd probably
>> be like this.
>> God the Father: Gold F40 Ferrari
>
>Ever seen a Gold Ferrari F40? Nope, Ferrari's are...?
Hey it seems God likes stuff that's Gold not plated
either So one of the Perks of being God is you
can have your Ferrai any color you like. :)
Myself I'd take a Red one.
>> God the Son: Silver Mazda Miata
>
>Would Jesus be so bland as to drive an unpainted car? Well, judging from
what he did in the temple (or outside the temple to be precise) he seems to
me at least to be a spirited individual/deity. And the traditional
dramatic/blood-filled color is...?
Unpainted? Silver and White were the colors of Champions
back in Racing's earlier days. I suppose Red would do
Shedding Blood, being Crucified and all that.
However you can be cetain it'd have one modified
engine/suspension in it. :^)
>> God the Holy Spirit: White Porsche 911 Twin Turbo
>
>Well, two out of three ain't bad! :-D
Hey it takes an F40 to beat a 911TT.
Jesus was very humble, hence the Miata.
All awesome cars in their own right. ;)
>> Christians can have a sense of humor right?
>Oh, I sincerely hope so...those who don't will have a purtty boring stay
here on Earth. :-)
Verily Verily. :)