Miata Mailing List: July 1999, Message #196

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> A woman's car breaks down on the Interstate, so the driver eases
over
>onto the shoulder. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
>>>>
>>>>> Out jump two men in trench coats, who walk to the rear of the vehicle
>>where they stand facing on-coming traffic and begin opening their coats
and
>>exposing themselves to approaching drivers.  Not surprisingly, one of
> the worst pile-ups occurs.  It's not very long before a police car shows
> up.
>>>>
> The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the driver of the disabled
> vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?"  "My car broke down,"
>says
>> the lady, calmly.
>
>"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?"
> screams the cop.
>
> "These are my emergency flashers!" replied the blonde.
>>>>> >
>>>
>>

Bill Kellenberger & Dino
'90  Red  R-4RE
Team Escargot
Gateway Miata Club
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