Miata Mailing List: August 1999, Message #519

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Ok, here is mine:

What is the difference between a woman attorney and a vulture? Lipstick.

They have stopped using lab rats in experiments. They now use lawyers. 
The lab assistants were always becoming attached to the rats, and there are
some things even rats will not do.

	-----Original Message-----
	From:	Stivers, Lisa [SMTP:lisa.stivers@owenscorning.com]
	Sent:	Wednesday, August 04, 1999 10:33 AM
	To:	Multiple recipients of list
	Subject:	RE: NMC

	All right, I have to submit my contribution:

	What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead
lawyer on
	the road?


	There are skid marks in front of the skunk....
	:)

	-----Original Message-----
	From: Scot Zediker [mailto:mx5_1991@yahoo.com]
	Sent: Tuesday, August 03, 1999 5:23 PM
	To: Multiple recipients of list
	Subject: Re: NMC




	--- LeanAngle1@aol.com wrote:
	> * Joke: What is 200 lawyers at the bottom of the
	> sea?
	> 
	> * A good start...LOL..!!!! 
	> 
	> No offense to the litigators out there, but it does
	> bring up a sad point. 

	Along the same line....

	Q:  What do you have when you bury 100 lawyers up to their necks in
	sand?

	A:  Not enough sand.

	Scot Zediker & Kate
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