Miata Mailing List: February 2000, Message #175

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How do you get holy water?
    Boil the hell out of it

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
    Polaroids

What do prisoners use to call each other?
    Cell phones

What do you call a boomerang that dosen't work?
    A stick

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho Cheese

What do you call Santa's helpers?
    Subordinate clauses

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
    Quatro sinko

What do you get from a pampered cow?
    Spoiled milk

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
    A nervous wreck

Where do you find a no legged dog?
    Right where you left him?

Where do you get virgin wool?
    Ugly sheep

Why are there so many Johnson's in the phone book?
    They all have phones

A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck.  The
bartender
says, "All right, I'll let ya stay--but don't start nuthin'.

Did you hear about the Amish woman who wanted a divorce?
    Her husband was driving her buggy

"Sir, were you aware that your wife fell out of the car about a mile
back?
    The guy replies, "Oh, thankGod! I thought I went deaf."

Did you hear they found a new use for sheep in Montana?
    Wool

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Two.  The hard part is getting them in the light bulb

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
    Someone who knocks on your door for no reason
-- 
RAGS 2
Co-founder: Roadster Association of the Great Smokies Miata Club
Team MIB & M2Racing
Project X605 & P729
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