Miata Mailing List: February 2000, Message #3

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>> > Top 25 Signs That You've Already Grown Up
>> >
>> > 1. Your potted plants stay alive.
>> > 2. Fooling around in a twin sized bed is absurd.
>> > 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
>> > 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
>> > 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
>> > 6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
>> > 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
>> > 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
>> > 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
>> > 10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door
>> > don't know how to turn
>> > down the stereo.
>> > 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
>> > 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
>> > 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
>> > 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
>> > 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
>> > 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
>> > 17. Dinner and a movie = The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
>> > 18. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
>> > 19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and
>> > pregnancy tests.
>> > 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff,'
>> > 21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
>> > 22. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi &
Ho-Ho's.
>> > 23. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
>> > drink that much again."
>> > 24. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
work.
>> > 25. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.


Uh Oh! I guess I haven't grown up yet since none of these apply, yet. LOL

Steve Bernard
Red '99 Miata Sport Package
B-Stock Autocrosser - Got Cones?
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