Miata Mailing List: February 2000, Message #321

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>Subject: FW: Tragic News to report.
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Tragic News to report.

Please do not let this upset you too much.

Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the
Energizer Bunny.  He was six years old.  Authorities believe that 
the death occurred approximately 8:42 last evening.  Best known 
as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going, and going,
"Pinkie", as he was known to his friends and family, was alone at
the time of his death.

An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning.  Chief
Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was 
acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.  Apparently,
someone had put the bunny's  batteries in backwards and he kept 
coming, and coming, and coming...

Sorry, the devil made me do it!




Bill Kille, Chestertown, Md.
93, Tangier Orange,  "The Slut"
Teams:  DelVal & PACE
Md. Tag:  DELVAL