Miata Mailing List: March 2000, Message #127

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Well, Bob, thanks for that info.  I picked this up from another list and
thought I recognized that warped rhetoric.

Ron

Bob Hengen wrote:
> 
> Lifted from "dave barry's guide to guys" pg 69.
> Bob
> Red 90A - Buckeye MC - MCA #170
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Ronald Veenker" <Ronald.Veenker@wku.edu>
> 
> > This almost sounds like Dave Berry to me!
> >
> > Ron Veenker
> >
> >
> > >Guys are born with a fundamental, genetically transmitted mental
> condition
> > >known to psychologists as:
> > >
> > >The Fear That If You Get Attached to a Woman, Some Unattached Guy,
> > >Somewhere, Will Be Having More Fun Than You.
> > >
> > >This is why all married guys assume that all unmarried guys lead
> > >lives of constant excitement involving hot tubs full of naked
> international
> > >fashion models; whereas in fact for most unmarried guys, the climax of
> the
> > >typical evening is watching an infomercial for Hair-in-a-Spray-Can while
> > >eating onion dip straight from the container. (This is also true of
> married
> > >guys, although statistically they are far more likely to be using a
> > >spoon.)
> > >
> > >So guys are extremely reluctant to make commitments, or even to take
> > >any steps that might lead to commitment. This is why, when a guy goes out
> > >on a date with a woman and finds himself really liking her, he often will
> > >demonstrate his affection by avoiding her for the rest of his life.
> > >Women are puzzled by this, "I don't understand," they say, "We had such a
> > >great time! Why doesn't he call?"
> > >
> > >The reason is that the guy, using the linear guy thought process, has
> > >realised that if he takes her out again, he'll probably like her even
> > >more,so he'll take her out again, and eventually they'll fall in love
> with
> > >each other, and they'll get married, and they'll have children, and then
> > >they'll have grandchildren, and eventually they'll retire and take  a
> trip
> > >round the world, and they'll be walking hand-in-hand on some spectacular
> > >beach in the South Pacific, reminiscing about the lifetime of experiences
> > >they've shared together, and then several naked international fashion
> > >models will walk up  and invite him to join them in a hot tub, and he
> won't
> > >be able to do it.
> >
> > --
> > Ronald A. Veenker
> > Philosophy & Religion
> > Western Kentucky University
> > Bowling Green, KY 42101
> > off:  270-745-5755
> > fax:  270-745-5261
> >
> > "One day we will look back on this.... and plow into a parked car"
> >
> >
> >

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Ron & RedFox ‘99L
MCA#53297

Ronald A. Veenker
Vette City Miata Club
Bowling Green, KY 


I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.  And
I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
                                                

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