Miata Mailing List: March 2000, Message #367

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It's probably too late for most of you, but...

DON'T DRINK BEER

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a
look at their beer consumption, considering the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones
in beer.  The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.  It was then
observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without
making sense, became overly
emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing,
and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.