Miata Mailing List: March 2000, Message #92

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--- Robb Kemper <Robb.Kemper@Airgas.com> wrote:
> 
> > A team of archaeologists excavating in Israel came
> upon a cave. 
> >   Written across the cave wall were the following
> symbols, in this 
> >   order of appearance from left to right: a woman,
> a donkey, a shovel, 
> >   a fish, and a Star of David. It was considered a
> unique find, and 
> >   the writings were said to be at least three
> thousand years old.
> > 
> >   The piece of stone was removed, brought to the
> museum, and
> >   archaeologists from around the world came to
> study the ancient 
> >   symbols. They held a huge meeting after months
> of conferences to 
> >   discuss the meaning of the markings.
> > 
> >   The president of the society summarized findings
> and pointed at the
> >   first symbol. "This looks like a woman. We can
> judge that this race 
> >   was family oriented and held women in high
> esteem. You can also tell 
> >   they were intelligent, as the next symbol
> resembles a donkey; so, they 
> >   were smart enough to have animals help them till
> the soil. The next 
> >   drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which
> means they even had 
> >   tools to help them. Even further proof of their
> high intelligence is 
> >   the fish, which means that if a famine had hit
> the earth and food 
> >   didn't grow, they would take to the sea for
> food. The last symbol 
> >   appears to be the Star of David, which means
> they were evidently 
> >   Hebrews."
> > 
> >   The audience applauded enthusiastically. But, a
> little old man,
> >   stood up in the back of the room and said,
> "Idiots! Hebrew is read 
> >   from right to left. It says,"Holy mackerel! Dig
> the ass on that woman!"
> > 
> > 
> > 
> 
> 
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